Three times in a day, I need help.

If only this were a reference to my sex life. Ah........

Sorry slipped away into wistful nostalgia. But what the fuck, I am BORED. People always say you should get a job you really enjoy, I wonder what % of people actually live their blissful lives in this category. If anyone has a list pass it on, so I can tell them all what lucky bastards they are and that I am insanely jealous and hate each and every one of them for their success.

Back to living the dream (I think it's that one where I turn up to work naked. AND NOBODY CARES.)