Things to do today:

1- Exercise. But avoid stepping in the puddle of sweat this creates.
2- Not ridicule my friends bad facial hair when I see him later.
3- Try to restrain myself from hurling abuse at my boss (this gets harder every day).
4- Recall the joy joy feeling that chocolate inspires, while mourning the fact I'm trying not to eat it.
5- Discover why overtaking someone, anyone, in my car makes me grin maniacally.
6- Avoid spending on ebay for fear of being lured back in by its low, low prices.
7- Investigate whether anyone, outside of school, actually uses an encyclopaedia.
8- Finally settle the hard vs soft ice cream debate.
9- Celebrate Friday in all of its glory.
10- Send a warding spell against Monday, to delay its inevitable approach.